The main artwork is an intricate, hand-drawn illustration titled "Clandestine Cliches" by Gil Eisner. The composition is densely packed with visual representations of common idioms and phrases. At the foreground, a masked man in a striped shirt runs while holding a cake, surrounded by an array of objects and animals that signify specific wordplay, such as a wolf with "yes" and "no" signs, an alligator, and a tombstone inscribed with "Et tu Brute."
Beyond the central figure, the landscape unfolds into a surreal countryside scene. A giant horse stands near a ladder, while various figures and objects are scattered across a rolling plain, including a small train, a newsstand labeled "The Times," and figures emerging from a tunnel. In the sky above, objects like a flying pie with an American flag and a rainbow-colored umbrella drift through the clouds, adding to the whimsical and chaotic atmosphere.
The illustration uses a detailed ink-and-watercolor style, characterized by muted earth tones, soft yellows, and textured shading. The overall mood is playful, cerebral, and puzzling, encouraging the viewer to identify the numerous hidden "cliches" scattered throughout the frame. The entire artwork is presented as an inset panel against a white background filled with a repeating pattern of dark blue question marks.